WRITING

SATIRE

Holiday Wish List

Hemingway & You


Name Stephen Retired


Now Announcing: Meekly For Her


Six Tips For Using Your Laptop


Student Falls in Hole


Student Finds Opinion

HOLIDAY WISH LIST ITEMS THAT SAY “MONEY IS FINE.”

Tactful ways to ask for gifts that will ultimately result in you getting exactly what you really wanted: money.

Written for The Meekly
Writer, Editor
December, 2018



WHAT YOUR FAVORITE ERNEST HEMINGWAY BOOK SAYS ABOUT YOU

A conclusive synopsis of your personality based on your Hemingway preference.

Written for Robot Butt
Writer
October, 2018



NAME 'STEPHEN' RETIRED OUT OF RESPECT FOR DR. HAWKING

A reaction to the death of Stephen Hawking, this absurdist pieces describes how the world's "Council of Stephens" decided to retire their own name.

Written for The Meekly
Writer, Editor
March, 2018



NOW ANNOUNCING: MEEKLY FOR HER

A fake announcement for International Women's Day that features products "for women" but links readers to donation pages for women's organizations.

Written for The Meekly
Writer
March, 2018



SIX TIPS FOR USING YOUR LAPTOP

A partner piece with The Minerva Quest that gives fake tips for using a laptop to bounce views to a Quest piece about real laptop tips.

Written for The Meekly
Co-writer, co-editor
January, 2018





STUDENT FALLS IN HOLE, DECIDES TO JUST STAY THERE

Written for Minerva's satirical news branch, The Meekly, this piece satirizes students' lack of motivation at the end of the semester in Seoul, South Korea.

Written for The Meekly
Writer, editor
December, 2017



STUDENT FINDS OPINION UNDER PILE OF DIRTY SOCKS

A Meekly article that pokes fun at how students participate in seminars when they have no opinion as well as attitudes towards finals.

Written for The Meekly
Writer, editor
December, 2017


Press

Southshire Annual Fund
Notes From the Road
College is Not

ANNUAL FUND LETTER, 2016

A holiday fundraising letter describing how Southshire Community School set me up for success and why I think it is a worthy cause.

Written for Southshire Community School
Writer
December, 2016


NOTES FROM THE ROAD

A brief made-for-social reflection about one stop on a recruiting trip in Norway.


Written for Minerva Schools at KGI
Writer
June, 2016


COLLEGE IS NOT "ONE SIZE FITS ALL"

A commissioned piece for my university, Minerva Schools at KGI, that recounts why I chose Minerva and promotes a related project.

Written for Minerva Schools at KGI
Writer
October, 2015



Podcast

TINY REVOLUTIONS: COMEDY IN THE GDR

A research-based podcast on the uses of humor under oppressive regime of the German Democratic Republic that argues that humor is a revolutionary tool.

Written for Global History class
Researcher, writer, audio & sound editor
April, 2017

VIDEO

2018

Global Immersion: Hyderabad 丨Hyderabad丨Series丨Minerva Schools at KGI
Producer, Director, Editor


Global Immersion: London丨London丨In Post丨Minerva Schools at KGI
Associate Producer, Production Coordinator, Production Assistant


So Now This丨London丨In Post丨Independent Student Short
Writer, Producer


2017

Global Immersion: Seoul 丨Seoul丨5'57"丨Minerva Schools at KGI
Associate Producer, Production Coordinator, Production Assistant


Fear and Shame starring Robert Pattinson丨NYC丨2' 36"丨GQ Video
Production Assistant


Amazing Spaces: The Ennis House with Edgar Wright 丨LA丨3' 29"丨GQ Video
Production Coordinator


Amazing Spaces: Illinois Institute of Technology with Edgar Wright丨Chicago丨3' 45"丨GQ Video
Production Coordinator


Global Immersion: Buenos Aires丨Buenos Aires丨4' 05"丨Minerva Schools at KGI
Assistant Writer, Production Coordinator, Production Assistant

2016

Global Immersion: Berlin associated photoshoot丨Berlin丨3' 34"丨Minerva Schools at KGI
Location Scout, Production Coordinator, Production Assistant

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Hey! I'm Zoey. I once met John Oliver and he said, "I'm not John Oliver, please stop asking to take my picture." He's very modest. When I'm not terrorizing the proletariat, I'm pursuing a degree, writing comedy, or planning a production.

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